Monday 28 June 2010

Britney Spears' boyfriend saves the day by offering up his shirt as her dress slips down

When Britney Spears
noticed her sundress was falling down she knew just who to turn to.

Her boyfriend Jason Trawick stepped in and offered her his shirt to wear on top of her flimsy orange outfit, which had been falling down at the chest.

His gentlemanly behaviour is no surprise.

Preventing Britney embarrassing herself with such slip-ups was once his full-time job for Trawick, her former agent.

He stepped down from the role to allow their personal relationship to flourish, but it seems that Trawick is still looking out for the 28-year-old singer.

And Britney appeared grateful for his help, looking happier than she has in weeks as the pair headed off on a romantic weekend break.

In recent weeks the singer's pre-occupied and worried demeanour has had fans speculating that she may once again be on a downward spiral.

America's Star magazine recently reported that Trawick had been carrying on a long-term affair with an actress named Jessica Steindorff.

Trawick reportedly met Steindorff when she worked as his personal assistant at William Morris back in 2007.

Meanwhile, Britney was recently accused of sexual harassment by her ex-bodyguard Fernando Flores, a claim her camp calls 'stupid'.

But Britney and Trawick only had eyes for each other as they stopped for one of Britney's favourite iced coffees on their way to a retreat in Palm Springs.

Walking hand-in-hand they shared a private joke, laughing as they spotted photographers.

And as they returned from the break mother-of-two Britney was still smiling, giving Trawick a hug as they stopped to fill up their car with gas.


Friday 25 June 2010

Britney Spears Has Lesbian Crush on Her Psychologist


BRITNEY Spears is one horny lady!
Sources say the troubled Toxic singer has a crush on her female psychologist.
Britney was interested in her doctor sexually,” a Britney insider told American tabloid the National Enquirer.
“And she actually thought the doctor was interested in her also, because the shrink’s approach to Britney was so different from other doctors.
Britney mistook the doctor’s patience and kindness for flirtation.”

See also:
Britney Spears Sneaking Calls to Adnan Ghalib?
Britney Spears and Jason Trawick: Fake Relationship?
Britney Spears’ Boyfriend Cheating on Her?
Britney Spears Accused of Sexually Harassing Her Minder
Britney Spears ‘Has Lost Touch With Reality’

Thursday 17 June 2010

Britney Spears: Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan Are Highly Pissed Off


Hair stylist of Britney Spears' , Fu Fu LaChance, has stated that Ms. Spears is fit to be tied at the fact that her crotch cookie has been upstaged by Miley Cyrus's crotch cookie.LaChance said that when Britney saw the footages of Miley stepping out of a vehicle and exhibiting her tuzzy muzzy for all the world (including Alaska and Arizona) to look she instantly said that the little cunt (no pun intended) had stolen her 'displaying her pubic region in public idea.'Fu Fu, who will be having SRS (sexual reassignment surgery) in September, said that he/she has never seen Ms. Spears angrier than when she saw Miley's photo.The transsexual hair stylist noted that La Britney, as George Lopez calls her, was even madder than when the Australian media barbecued her for lip syncing entire concert performances. Fu Fu laughed and said that the noise that Ms. Spears was making sounded like a cross between Fran Drescher's voice and the annoyingly irritating sounds that the South Africa World Cup vuvuzelas make. And in West Hollywood, Lindsay Lohan's probation officer, Salvador Chancla, stated that his client known throughout the world simply as "LiLo" actually threw up when she first saw the Miley Cyrus "Beaver Shot."LiLo was heard to yell out, "Just who the hell does this Johnny come lately little Hannah Montana bitch think she is? If anyone's groin goody is going to be put on national, international, and world wide display it is going to be my bikini taco dammit!"Lohan paused for a moment to scratch underneath her ankle bracelet. She then remarked that Britney (Spears) had texted her suggesting that the two should both hire famed Left Coast lawsuit maven Gloria Allred.They did and Allred has taken their case. She plans to file an infringement lawsuit based on violation of Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan's patented public pubic placement in a pubicistic gimmick shtick trait routine. Gay talk show host Ellen DeGeneres, an avowed lesbianite, was asked what she thought about all of this wanton vaginal displaying. Ellen, who seemed to be having a hell of a time trying to keep her tongue in her mouth replied, "Well let me say this about that. On a scale of 1 to 10, I would say Miley's muffin is a 10, Britney's biscuit is a 10, and Lindsay's LaSnatch is a 10. Oh and let me add that I would be remiss if I did not mention that my wife Portia's playpen is also a 10."Meanwhile, Joan Rivers told Oprah Winfrey that she posted a photo of her 103 year old bearded clam on the Internet three days ago and so far she has had a total of two hits.

Saturday 12 June 2010

Britney Spears looks unhappy and exhausted, What's wrong with Britney?


Britney Spears has come a long way since her darkest days.
Pop star the once troubled has got her life back on track, with regular access to her children, a successful tour under her belt and a loving and stable relationship.
But it seems that something may be worrying Britney. She looked anxious and preoccupied as her boyfriend of two years drove her to the mall yesterday.

The blonde star kept her arms protectively around her body as Jason Trawick helped her out of the vehicle, almost cowering behind him as they walked hand in hand inside.
The group were buying bikes so that Britney and her sons could ride together.

But while Jason inspected the merchandise it seemed the 28 year old's mind was elsewhere.
Britney wore a clinging pink sundress and matching flipflops, with her nails painted the same shade. Perhaps she was worrying about reports she is being threatened with a lawsuit by a former member of her security team.
Former policeman Fernando Flores, 29, quit his job after allegedly facing a series of bizarre seduction attempts.
He told friends Britney would walk around her house naked, and beckon him into her room.
He finally handed in his notice when her father, Jamie, chastised Flores for allowing her to leave the house without underwear, something he felt uncomfortable discussing with her.

Monday 7 June 2010

Sack the hairdresser, Britney Spears: Star's extension nightmare

In her heyday Britney Spears was partial to the occasional hair-don't, yet even her latest style disaster runs the worst of them close.
The singer stepped out with sons Jayden James and Sean Preston in Santa Monica earlier. However the smiles on the faces of her children were not matched on their mother's face who has once again been let down by her hairdresser.
Sporting her usual blonde locks, the 28-year-old has tried to give herself a lift with some extensions that could inexplicably be seen.
Of course, Britney's most famous fashion faux-pas came at the height of her troubles when she shaved her head. Some might say that would be better than the terrible job done by her stylist this time.
Luckily her yummy-mummy outfit detracted slightly from her hair as she wore a pretty striped cardigan and cute brown hot-pants
The 'Oops, I did it Again' and 'Toxic' star is currently working on her new album and has been bouyed by improved stability in her private life.Her boyfriend Jason Trawick was her agent for many years, but the 38-year-old recently stepped down.
The couple announced they had decided to stop working together to allow their romance the best chance of success, perhaps thinking of the old adage 'never mix business with pleasure'.
The two were first linked two years ago, but have had an on-off relationship.